Described as:
A new twist for the holidays, effervescent orange takes evergreen to someplace unexpected and fresh.

SMELLS LIKE opening your freezer in search of that box of popsicles you kind of haphazardly threw into your cart the last time you went grocery shopping, and, to your surprise and disgust, someone has eaten all of them, but has left the empty box, and, right after you decide this was done deliberately to taunt you and before you vow bloody and terrible revenge, you discover something strange and new at the bottom of the freezer drawer: an orange, and it’s almost encased in a thin layer of ice, but it’s still a fruit flavored frozen treat, even though you probably put that orange in there by accident the last time you were drunk, so you reach past the waffles, past the empty ice trays, past the half-finished bag of frozen peas, and you wrap your warm fingers around the cold fruit, and you pull it out with a strained, hungry grunt, and you crack it loudly against a table until the ice and frozen peel break enough to let you and you sink your teeth into the citrus glacier and, right after the shock of cold, you can’t believe how good it TASTES.
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